Love on the Rocks

As Valentine's Day 2015 approaches, those in love, with crushes, infatuation, like etc. get to express their romantic feelings to the object of their affection. Moms like me also get little cards and butterfly kisses from their lovely children. It is a day to celebrate indeed. Now how about the ones whose "love is on the rocks"? Tacky hey? Well, this blog is about rocks (smiley).

 

Love crushed on the rocks and broke to smithereens.
If you recently broke up (boo hoo), this could be a really sad time. Well, instead of wallowing in self pity, buy YOURSELF a box of chocolate and a big tub of chocolate ice-cream and indulge. You wont get to eat them in a long while, coz from the 15th, you'll need to get on a get-fit regime as you prepare to get back in the game and go fishing.

If you are contemplating breaking up but are not mean enough to do it towards, on or just after valentine's day mmmm that's a bit of a complex one, there is no way out and here's why. If you buy a gift, you give the wrong impression of being in love, if you don't, that pretty much says it all and you are still the bad guy. Ponder away.


Love resting on jagged edged rocks.
If you are in an 'old' relationship and things have gone stale, and you feel like old furniture, well you'll be lucky to get a new blender (or a new garden spade). Seriously, us old folks should be better at this. I for one am still trying to think......it really shouldn't be difficult but it is. My mind is still locked between what makes him more handy around the house, or what makes him more relaxed on the couch...maybe a finger print recognition remote...the kids won't use the remote.....no more complaints from him about a sticky remote....more calm, peace and quiet for mom.

If you are single with no secret admirer, sorry for you, maybe next year. For now, phone the florist and have them deliver something to your office so you wont stick out like a sore thumb.